If I had to describe my music tastes, and level of music knowledge, I would sum it up with this: toddler with a karaoke machine.  ...

I get a lot of shit for writing about my personal life. It particularly becomes a point of tension with potential dates, people who are...

'Twas the night before weekend  And all through the house  Only one girl was sleeping, the one with a spouse...

I look at myself in the mirror and sigh grumpily. I look tired. Of course I look tired, I'm always tired. Usually grumpy too.  ...

There's a hand on my boob.  I'm sitting at a stop light and there's a strangers hand on my tit.  A small part o...

Last night, sitting around my house talking with my flatmates and I discussed the world of dating and how utterly shite it is. Comparin...

Sex and the city is a little bit trash. Okay, a lot trash, but that didn't stop it from becoming the crazy world phenomenon t...

It's common knowledge that Mum's are wells of wisdom. Everyone thinks their mother is the best mumma out there, and they...

Be chill and don’t be a downer, act like a dude but look like a supermodel. My whole life, I wanted to be cool. I wanted so b...

It's a confronting thing when you realise that your life is not as stable as you had once thought.  It's almost as though y...

I’ve always been brutally honest, especially on this site. I write like I’m talking to my friends about these things, becau...

America, the land of the chicken parm and the home of the best damn cookies I've ever eaten. I've had the pleasant experience of ...

There is nothing I loathe more than motherfucking 'body maintenance'. Honestly, it fills me with hairy rage. This inclu...

The start of a year is always filled with token resolutions, how to improve yourself, how to not do the same stuff as last year type po...

I know, I know - it’s that cliche ‘Where has the year gone?!’ time of the year. But seriously though, where the MOTHER FUCKING HELL did ...

There was a long time where I thought I had my entire life sorted and planned out. I had a 'five year plan' if you will. It invol...